*Hunting camels is prohibited. (The US Army once experimented with camels in the Arizona desert, and eventually gave up. The remaining camels were set free, and are now protected.)

*Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony.

*There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus. (The Saguaro cactus, treasured by Arizonians, has been endangered by those who find pleasure in shooting or cutting down cacti. Thus, a law was passed to protect the cactus.)

*Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

*A class 2 misdemeanor occurs if one places a mark upon a flag which is "likely to provoke physical retaliation".

*It is illegal to produce imitation cocaine.

*When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

*It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water. (In the summer-time, with temperatures reaching topping 120 degrees, often people will need water, but may not have the money to pay for it (mainly applies to homeless). Hence, the law. It is very much in effect today, with businesses being reported (and heavily fined) who refuse to supply water to those who ask for it. Convenience stores are the primary businesses who uphold this law.)

*You may not have more than two dildos in a house.

Globe:
*Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Hayden:
*If you bother bullfrogs or cottontails, you will be fined.

Maricopa County:
*No more than six females may live in any house. (The zoning ordinance was intended to crack down on the proliferation of brothels. However, lawmakers did not forsee cultural changes such as groups of girls living together in a sorority house.)

Mesa:
*It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license. There may be a similar law to this in Tucson...

Mojave County:
*A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Nogales:
*An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Prescott:
*No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.

Tempe:
*One must be 18 years old to buy spray paint. This is STATE law in Ohio if I am not mistaken and I believe that it includes all markers of any kind

Tombstone:
*It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling. I have been to Tombstone and they could RAKE in the fines if they wanted to start enforcing this one...

Tucson:
*Women may not wear pants. ...but I appreciate that they do...

I just found this picture going through some stuff - it's pretty funny. I uploaded it to flickr (yay for flickr) and thought I would post it because, for some reason, it makes me giggle.

I bet the thing you wouldn't want to say to the jurors is:

"There's things I choose to do, like, if I go in a store and choose to take a Snicker's bar," Reed testified. "If you catch me, you catch me. If not, I'm going to go home and eat it up and go on about my business, dog."

This wouldn't be so bad if he also didn't tell jurors that he didn't care if they put him away for life. So they did. The 31 year old received 99 years in prison. Hahaha. fucker.